Apples taste much better when chilled or frozen

chilled apples

It was 102° Fahrenheit here yesterday and I wanted to eat an apple. I like apples, but the problem with them is that there’s no consistency of quality amongst supermarket apples. When it comes to a good Fuji apple, for instance, the word “good” doesn’t cover it; it’s more of an otherworldly experience in appley delight. The trouble is that only a small fraction of the apples you buy are going to live up to that standard. A bad Fuji can send you into despair in a single bite.

That’s why I’m always very excited when the Honeycrisp season begins. Honeycrisp apples are always equally good. Even the runty, tiny, misshapen ones that settle to the bottom of the display basket and get ignored by inexperienced apple consumers still have the perfect flavor, consistency, and degree of juiciness. Scientists have finally done something useful by bioengineering the Honeycrisp, which is, of course, the world’s most perfect apple.

You can only buy Honeycrisp apples though for a few weeks before they’re out of season. For years it was the most painful thing in the world. Once Honeycrisp season was over you wouldn’t necessarily be guaranteed another delicious apple for an entire year. Sure, you could buy lots of Fuji apples just hoping they’d be up to par, but you’d have no real assurance of quality.

Well, I’ve always known that you can make a terrible apple taste slightly better by chilling it. You can also increase the shelf life of your apples after purchase for a bit by keeping them in the refrigerator instead of on a fruit dish/bowl/platter (protip: having a fruit dish/bowl/platter on display, like on your coffee table or something, makes you a snob and an asshat anyway, so don’t do it).

However, it wasn’t until yesterday in the 102° F heat that I thought of actually freezing some apples. This makes apples with poor flavour much more tolerable and prevents succumbing to despair. Please consider this option the next time you’re sitting and crying in the bathtub, cutting yourself and contemplating suicide after buying yet another apple that, though attractive on the outside when you chose it in the store, turned out to have a putrid taste when you brought it home and tried to eat it.

Why can’t I have nice things?

I’ve often asked myself that. Today, however, I am happy to announce I have acquired a nice thing. It’s a monitor/television, depending on what you choose to do with it.

I bought it to finally replace my old monitor. My old one weighs 31 kg or a bit more than 68 lb. I’ve been afraid for years that one day I would place some small item on the desk absentmindedly, such as a pen or coffee mug, and it would prove to be just enough to cause the desk to crack in half. Simply put, the monitor is dangerously heavy. It also probably consumes more electricity than I’d be happy to be aware of.

Here’s what it looks like, finally disconnected and off of my desk:
CRT
CRT

Despite it’s shortcomings, however, it must be said that CRT has served me well. It only cost 3 USD.

I made a ceremony of unpacking the new monitor. It’s an ASUS VH236H. I’ve never even seen, let alone used, a monitor this large before. I only paid 140 USD for it though, so it wasn’t a bad purchase at all, especially considering how well it’s worked out for me.

But it was because I couldn’t actually mentally picture what a 23 inch monitor would look like that I was so astounded at the size of the box it came in:
New monitor
Opening it slowly, savoring every minute of the experience…
New monitor
New monitor

A nice bonus was that ASUS includes more or less all of the cables and connectors you could possibly require right inside the box:
Box Contents

They included the power cable for the monitor, an audio cable, VGA cable and a DVI cable. The only other thing that might have been useful to include, that I can think of, would be a VGA to DVI adapter, but I already had half a dozen of those lying around.

The monitor itself is pretty damned elegant:
Pretty Monitor
Pretty Monitor

It’s a plug and play monitor. It worked right out of the box without any special drivers or anything for me in Windows 7 64 bit and Windows XP 32 bit. One of the really nice things about this monitor is that, while you have up to three devices connected simultaneously — one via HDMI, one via DVI and one via VGA –, you can cycle through the different inputs using the input select button on the unit itself. This is not just a novelty; it’s incredibly convenient. I hate having to disconnect all devices except for the one that I actually want to use. I like having all of my devices connected simultaneously so that, when I’m ready to use one of them, it’s already connected. I wish my television were like this. My television won’t work with more than one device connected. You need to physically disconnect all but the one device you actually want to use for the television to “activate” that input. If two or more inputs have something plugged into them, none of the inputs work at all. It’s extremely inconvenient. Switching between input devices on the ASUS monitor, however, is, quite literally, as easy as pressing a button.

The picture is just beautiful. Before today, I had never actually seen 1080p in my life, I don’t think (though I have seen 720p), so I’m certainly not qualified to say whether it’s a superior monitor to others that are comparable in price, but as a layperson, I’m still amazed that something like 1080p even exists at all. There’s no word for it other than “breathtaking”.

I haven’t used the speakers on the monitor yet, but from reviews I’ve read, they’re nothing spectacular. I imagine that’s probably true.

I got my Hauppauge 1212 working in GB-PVR on Windows 7!

I bought this thing several months ago, but getting it to work has proved such a Herculean task that I gave up after some time. I just don’t know enough about AV technologies for this. At least, that’s what I thought. I assumed it was one of those tasks that would be laughably easy if I had even the slightest idea how an H.264 decoder worked, but that, since I didn’t, proved tantamount to asking Sciurus carolinensis to glide in the air as gracefully as Glaucomys sabrinus.

Actually, however, it wasn’t that hard once I figured the process out. The trick to getting this thing to work is to use GB-PVR. Narrowing down my procedure to the things that worked, here’s how I managed to get the HD-PVR to work flawlessly:

  • Install GB-PVR (I used version 1.4.7)
  • Install Arcsoft Total Media Extreme. The purpose of installing this software with such an asinine name is not to actually use it, but to get the Arcsoft video codec. Using ffdshow/libavcodec in GB-PVR will not work so we need to use the Arcsoft codec. The HD-PVR should come with the Arcsoft software for free.
  • Click Start->All Programs->Accessories and right-click on the Command Prompt icon to choose “Run as Administrator”. Navigate to the codec directory:


    cd C:\Programs Files (x86)\Arcsoft\TotalMedia Extreme\Codec

  • Register ASVid.ax:

    regsvr32 ASVid.ax

    This will let you choose the Arcsoft video codec in the GBPVR configuration utility. It won’t up on the list of available codecs otherwise.

  • You should have gotten a confirmation window after hitting . Now in Windows Explorer, navigate to


    cd C:\Programs Files (x86)\Devnz\GBPVR

  • Copy the file named “config.xml” to the desktop. Now open it and add the following line (but note that you need to delete the single space after the opening brackets; I had to add those because WordPress is giving me problems with preformatted text):

    < PreferredHDPVRAudioFormat>AC3< /PreferredHDPVRAudioFormat>

  • This should enable audio in LiveTV mode.

  • Now open the GBPVR config application. Choose “Capture Sources” and “Add”. Look under “Analg HiDef Recording Plugin”. Then choose “Hauppauge WinTV HD-PVR”. I don’t have any channels or guides configured since I connect this to a set-top box and use the guide feature from the cable provider, but this is where you would configure guides and channel listings if you planned on using them
  • In the “Playback” tab choose “EVR” for the renderer, “Arcsoft Video Decoder” for “Video Decoder” and also for “H.64 Decoder”. I left everything else on “System Default” and it works.
  • Now if you start GB-PVR you should get both audio and video in LiveTV mode. Until I read about the line that must be added in config.xml, I had been using GB-PVR for recording, but when in LiveTV mode I would have to pause the video before I got any audio. If I paused for just one second and then unpaused it I would get audio and video just fine, but it was still irritating since it meant that I had to actually be recording the video to hear any audio (and I’d have to remember to empty the Temp directory for Live recordings every so often). This way though, you shouldn’t have to hit pause at all to get audio and video.