{"id":538,"date":"2010-10-29T16:02:49","date_gmt":"2010-10-29T21:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/orgdotorg.com\/?p=538"},"modified":"2011-07-21T18:47:44","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T23:47:44","slug":"its-perfectly-natural-to-have-a-crush-on-a-cartoon-character","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=538","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s perfectly natural to have a crush on a fictional character"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but there&#8217;s a very fundamental problem with such one-sided love affairs that never occurred to me before today: unless you&#8217;re in love with HAL 9000, there&#8217;s a real human voice actor somehow entangled in your sick crush.<\/p>\n<p>I came to the conclusion somewhere around the end of season 1 of Arakawa Under the Bridge that I was, like, majorly in love with P-ko. I&#8217;d only seen two shows that I knew of at the time in which Chiaki Omigawa had played a prominent character, P-ko from Arakawa Under the Bridge being one of them and the other being what&#8217;s-her-face from Seitokai Yakuindomo. At that point, I didn&#8217;t see the conflict, since I don&#8217;t go for sporty-types; I mainly like klutzy-types. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/orgdotorg.com\/images\/mitsuba_mutsumi.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=225 src=\"https:\/\/orgdotorg.com\/images\/mitsuba_mutsumi.jpg\" alt=\"Mitsuba Mutsumi\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/orgdotorg.com\/images\/p-ko.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=225 src=\"https:\/\/orgdotorg.com\/images\/p-ko.jpg\" alt=\"P-ko\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/orgdotorg.com\/images\/arashiyama.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=225 src=\"https:\/\/orgdotorg.com\/images\/arashiyama.png\" alt=\"Hotori Arashiyama\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But watching Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru forced me to realise a strikingly basic flaw in my thinking; how do I know whether I am in love with the klutzy characters or the voice itself? Or is it a combination of the two factors? I don&#8217;t like the idea of being in love with a voice. On the other hand, I don&#8217;t have any strong objections to being in love with a fictional character. As I said, <em>that<\/em>, at least, is perfectly normal.<\/p>\n<p>In order for that to work though, I need to ignore the rather glaring coincidence that the two characters this season whose klutziness continues to prove irresistibly alluring are both played by none other than Chiaki Omigawa. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s troubling to think that the voice actor plays any part in this sad inequality, since for all I know, Chiaki Omigawa could be a cannibal, or even worse: not clumsy. To the viewer, she&#8217;s just a name and I don&#8217;t like the idea of being in love with a living actor. <\/p>\n<p>Still, it&#8217;s hard to ignore the coincidence. Maybe she should play some unappealing class representative-type characters soon so that I can prove to myself that it&#8217;s the clumsy characters I like, not the actor(s) who play them. <\/p>\n<p>Also, I hit 4.0MB\/s upload speed briefly the other day. Fibre optics is great. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but there&#8217;s a very fundamental problem with such one-sided love affairs that never occurred to me before today: unless you&#8217;re in love with HAL 9000, there&#8217;s a real human voice actor somehow entangled in your sick crush. I came to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=538\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,11,3],"tags":[55,84],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1532,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions\/1532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}