{"id":2531,"date":"2013-02-28T15:35:02","date_gmt":"2013-02-28T20:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=2531"},"modified":"2013-09-24T00:16:13","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T05:16:13","slug":"i-have-a-lovely-new-desk-and-i-am-way-more-proud-of-it-than-i-ought-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=2531","title":{"rendered":"I have a lovely new desk and I am way more proud of it than I ought to be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a story of a teensy-weensy victory that has really put me in a good mood. I am way more proud of this than I ought to be because it&#8217;s really a very minor accomplishment that anybody with a small drill and the ability to read instructions can do, but these days even tiny little moments like these in which things all come together in a fulfilling way are very rare for me. <\/p>\n<p>I always thought I had rather modest requirements for a computer desk, but it looks as though I was wrong. Ordinarily I&#8217;ve got the left side of my computer desk up against a wall with one computer partially underneath the left side of the desk, more or less up against the wall. Because of this setup, I always sit at the right side of the desk. That&#8217;s why I like to have the keyboard tray on the right side of my desk. Either that, or a keyboard tray that extends from one side of the desk all the way to the other side. <\/p>\n<p>I had to replace my desk since it was ruined during Sandy. I thought it would be easy to find a desk with a keyboard tray on the right but it was surprisingly difficult. I found a few but none of them had any shelves or drawers or any other sort of storage space. I prefer a desk with either a couple of shelves or drawers to store cables and adapters and miscellaneous things like that. <\/p>\n<p>I finally had the bright idea of buying a desk with storage features that I liked and then adding a keyboard tray myself. This was bold on my part, because I&#8217;m not someone you could ever call &#8220;handy&#8221;. I decided on the $99 IKEA <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/us\/en\/catalog\/products\/60208728\/\">Vallvik<\/a>. It has shelves that you can choose to put either on the left or the right. It&#8217;s also just about the perfect width for a keyboard tray and it&#8217;s made of solid pine instead of that honeycomb stuff some IKEA products are made of, so I was pretty certain that the screws would hold in place well enough. Here&#8217;s the desk before I began my little project:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik01.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik01.jpg\" alt=\"vallvik01\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2532\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik01.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik01-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik01-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I had a look online at some ready-made keyboard trays but I didn&#8217;t like the idea that they wouldn&#8217;t run the full length between the shelves at the left and the right side of the desk. I wanted my keyboard tray to span that entire space. So I bought a set of 18-inch side-mount drawer slides (Fulterer 5000) and mounted them under the desk. I thought it was neat that these drawer slides come in different colors. I bought the black ones to match the desk. <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2534\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik02.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2534\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik02.jpg\" alt=\"If you&#039;re smart, you&#039;ll get a friend to help you install these.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik02.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik02-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik02-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2534\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">If you&#8217;re smart, you&#8217;ll get a friend to help you install these.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I was super lazy and didn&#8217;t even remove the stuff from my desk while installing these. That didn&#8217;t turn out to be a problem, though it sure was difficult installing them alone. I ended up stacking a bunch of books on the floor to hold the slides up while I drilled some holes to screw the slides in. If I had somebody to hold the slides for me I would have finished in much less time and I wouldn&#8217;t have bumped my head on the underside of the desk nearly as many times as I did. The best way to do this would have actually been to disassemble the desk and lay the two side pieces in which the drawer slides get installed flat on a table.<\/p>\n<p>The next step was to measure the distance my keyboard tray would need to be. According to the instructions for the drawer slides: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Check that the side clearance between drawer and cabinet side<br \/>\nis at least 12.7mm (1\/2in.) on each side. Maximum allowable<br \/>\nclearance is 13.5mm (17\/32 in.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The distance from one side of the desk to the opposite was 28 inches. 28 inches minus two halves of an inch is 27 inches. So I got a board 27 inches long. The other two dimensions don&#8217;t matter too much as long as the board is not so wide that it doesn&#8217;t fit under the desk and not so thick that it looks silly. <\/p>\n<p>So I got a board 27x18x1 inches. It was unfinished pine so it was a very light color, similar to the color of the table in the far left side of the first picture on this page. It would have looked lousy if I installed it as-is. So I got &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.minwax.com\/wood-products\/stains-color-guide\/\">Minwax Dark Walnut 2716<\/a>&#8221; wood stain and a polyurethane finish. I followed the directions on the can and did 2 coats of the stain, allowing 4 hours drying time between each, followed by 2 coats of the finish, letting it dry 24 hours between each coat of finish. Now my board is a work of art.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik03.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik03.jpg\" alt=\"vallvik03\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2535\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik03.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik03-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik03-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>All in all, it took 4 days of on-and-off staining, finishing, and drying before the board was ready for installation. I probably would have been just fine without waiting the full 24 hours for each coat of finish, but I wasn&#8217;t in any hurry so I was happy to wait.<\/p>\n<p>Again, it would have been much easier to have somebody hold either the board or the slide while attaching the &#8220;drawer profile&#8221; pieces, but I managed to get it done myself with only a few minor splinters. Thank goodness I sanded that thing so well beforehand or else I might have bled to death. <\/p>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_2536\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik04.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2536\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik04.jpg\" alt=\"The final result.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik04.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik04-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik04-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2536\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The final result.<\/p><\/div><br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_2537\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik05.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2537\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik05.jpg\" alt=\"You can see when I use the flash on the camera that the color doesn&#039;t match quite perfectly, but it&#039;s not noticeable under normal light conditions.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2537\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik05.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik05-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/vallvik05-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2537\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You can see when I use the flash on the camera that the color doesn&#8217;t match quite perfectly, but it&#8217;s barely noticeable under normal light conditions.<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a story of a teensy-weensy victory that has really put me in a good mood. 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