{"id":2270,"date":"2012-03-01T14:04:35","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T19:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=2270"},"modified":"2012-03-01T14:09:50","modified_gmt":"2012-03-01T19:09:50","slug":"trinkets-odds-and-ends-that-sort-of-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=2270","title":{"rendered":"Trinkets, odds and ends. That sort of thing."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2283\" style=\"width: 594px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisbet.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2283\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2283\" title=\"lisbet\" src=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisbet-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisbet-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisbet-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisbet-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/lisbet.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2283\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lisbet is my most beloved Ukrainian cannibal of all time, standing heads and shoulders above her compatriots.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s fun seeing what else the people who buy my items on eBay are purchasing. As I&#8217;ve admitted before, I really enjoy watching the TV show <em>Hoarders <\/em>because mocking these people who are tens of thousands of dollars in debt from compulsive shopping who live in filth and have to shit in buckets behind their homes because a plumber cannot physically fit into the bathroom to get the sink, shower, and toilet working again makes me feel better about my own minor foibles.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the one question that&#8217;s always on my mind as I laugh at these basketcases is where they get all this stuff. I always wonder if the people buying the old books I occasionally sell are like the people on that show. Sometimes I find evidence that they are.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not proud of the fact that I sometimes look at the purchase history of my buyers, but I&#8217;m sure others do the same. People know that others can view their feedback profiles and they also must know that each feedback entry, save for private listings, has a link to the item for which the feedback is for. That&#8217;s why I never buy stuff that could later come back to haunt me on eBay. That&#8217;s what proxy services are for.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t be so interested in looking at purchase histories if it weren&#8217;t for the fact that the books I&#8217;m selling are such garbage. There are kid&#8217;s books, very old textbooks that are surely outdated and nearly useless (eg. a book on Photoshop from 2000), school books, detective novels, movie scripts, and occasionally some old game-related books.<\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, at least some of the people buying my items buy other garbage as well. Here&#8217;s a case history of my most recent customer, who bought a kid&#8217;s book from me:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>a vintage hobo-shaped pin complete with bindle<\/li>\n<li>an army strongbox for storing documents<\/li>\n<li>a toy treasure chest for storing cash<\/li>\n<li>a custom made motorcycle tag<\/li>\n<li>several motorcycle-shaped pins<\/li>\n<li>several motorcycle themed stickers and other ornaments<\/li>\n<li>a snowflake-shaped cookie cutter<\/li>\n<li>egg-shaped novelty salt and pepper shaker set<\/li>\n<li>a pumpkin-shaped pie mould<\/li>\n<li>an apple-shaped pie mould<\/li>\n<li>2 moon-shaped pins<\/li>\n<li>3 candles shaped like little girls<\/li>\n<li>a pendant souvenir from the book\/movie <em>Eragon<\/em><\/li>\n<li>numerous vintage postcards<\/li>\n<li>another novelty cookie cutter set<\/li>\n<li>a cookie <em>recipe<\/em><\/li>\n<li>a green, plastic, St. Patrick&#8217;s Day themed wreath<\/li>\n<li>a pig figurine<\/li>\n<li>various china dresses like China-san&#8217;s from <em><a href=\"http:\/\/anidb.net\/perl-bin\/animedb.pl?show=anime&amp;aid=1952\">Spirit of Wonder<\/a><\/em><\/li>\n<li>motorcycle themed temporary tattoos<\/li>\n<li>a novelty drinking glass with dancers painted on it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is all from February. In all fairness, it <em>is <\/em>a leap year, but even so, that&#8217;s far more rubbish than I would purchase in any given month. Not that I&#8217;m complaining, since, without this sort of person, I wouldn&#8217;t be selling my books filled with scribbles and underlining and, of course, a person with my profligate spending tendencies is really in no position to preach. Nonetheless, I genuinely find it entertaining seeing what interesting folks like this customer are buying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fun seeing what else the people who buy my items on eBay are purchasing. As I&#8217;ve admitted before, I really enjoy watching the TV show Hoarders because mocking these people who are tens of thousands of dollars in debt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=2270\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3],"tags":[103,44,97],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2270"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2291,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2270\/revisions\/2291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}