{"id":2090,"date":"2011-11-04T23:06:47","date_gmt":"2011-11-05T04:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=2090"},"modified":"2011-11-04T23:42:57","modified_gmt":"2011-11-05T04:42:57","slug":"blargh-midterms-are-hard-and-days-6-and-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=2090","title":{"rendered":"Blargh&#8230; midterms are hard (and days 6 and 7)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/midterm_28323.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/midterm_28323.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"midterm_28323\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2091\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/midterm_28323.jpg 640w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/midterm_28323-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/midterm_28323-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If only I could be more carefree and forget about highfalutin status symbols like good grades and literacy I could spend more time watching <em>Enlightened, <\/em> <em>Bored to Death <\/em>, and all the terrible anime airing this season that I can&#8217;t resist and I&#8217;d finally be able to buy and play <em>Tales of Xilia<\/em>. But alas, I&#8217;m stuck here trying to learn the difference between a taisha zukuri and a shinmei zukuri while keeping track of these loony characters:<a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/wall_of_names.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/wall_of_names-408x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"wall_of_names\" width=\"408\" height=\"1024\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2092\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/wall_of_names-408x1024.jpg 408w, https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/wall_of_names-119x300.jpg 119w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>With all these names, I almost feel as though showing them in kanji would actually help me learn them. Even if I don&#8217;t know how to read them, the kanji could at least help memorization, if only because it would allow me to devise some mnemonic devices. I don&#8217;t know who Sarutakhiko is, but if I saw his name in kanji and saw the \u733f\u7530\u6bd8\u53e4 I&#8217;d assume he was a monkey or if I saw Ame no Wakahiko, \u5929\u82e5\u65e5\u5b50, I&#8217;d assume he was some young guy sent from the heavens, which is actually partially correct since he came from &#8220;high up heavenly place&#8221;, \u9ad8\u5929\u539f, and married Shitateruhime according to the Nihon Shoki. Even if you&#8217;re like me and can&#8217;t read, if you know a few basic kanji you can make some bullshit guesses that might be good enough for an exam if you can see the names written out in Japanese. You don&#8217;t need to be able to know that it&#8217;s phonetically &#8220;Takamagahara&#8221; to deduce that it&#8217;s some kind of heavenly realm. In romaji though you can&#8217;t even take a wild guess like that except for the most obvious distinctions like the safe assumption that names ending in -hiko are probably male gods. Some of those names, moreover, aren&#8217;t even spelled correctly. Ignoring for a moment the differences between traditional and modified Hepburn, Taka-Mikazuchi no Kami should be <em>Take<\/em>-Mikazuchi no Kami, Sukuna-hikona no Kami and Sukuna-bikona no Kami are the same kami and thus shouldn&#8217;t be listed twice or separately, and I&#8217;m not sure who Tokoshiro nushi no Kami is supposed to be. It&#8217;s probably supposed to be Kotoshiro nushi no Kami, \u4e8b\u4ee3\u4e3b\u795e, and may be the same as Ebisu in some contexts, who was a son of Ookuni nushi no Mikoto and is a god of fishing or something like that. <\/p>\n<p>Thankfully I don&#8217;t actually need to know all these names, least of all Ame Nigishi Kuni Nigishi Amatsu Hiko Hiko Ho no Ninigi no Mikoto, who I think is supposed to be the father of Emperor Jinmu. I just enjoy complaining. I must know the important ones though. The question, of course, is deciding which are important. I think that any names that I hadn&#8217;t heard of before enrolling in this class are unimportant enough to not bother remembering; that&#8217;s just the kind of hubris I need to muster up to avoid getting melted hippocampus all over my shirt collar. Any name that&#8217;s famous enough for me to have known about the god or place before entering the class must be important enough to warrant focus. I didn&#8217;t know who Sarutakhiko was and he&#8217;s apparently pretty important.<\/p>\n<p>If only there were a Chinese cartoon that could solidify their identities in my mind&#8230;that&#8217;s how I learned all about Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Eventually I&#8217;ll read Water Margin too. I can get a cheap copy of the nice boxset from Foreign Language Press from eBay. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here are days 6 and 7:<br \/>\nAbstract <a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=2026\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"600\" border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>Day<\/td>\n<td>#Offences for male students (within 5 minutes of start of class)<\/td>\n<td>#Total offences for male students (inclusive)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>6<\/td>\n<td>0<\/td>\n<td>0<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>7<\/td>\n<td>3<\/td>\n<td>4<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Day<\/td>\n<td>#Offences for female students (within 5 minutes of start of class)<\/td>\n<td>#Total offences for female students (inclusive)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>6<\/td>\n<td>7<\/td>\n<td>12<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>7<\/td>\n<td>8<\/td>\n<td>11<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Day<\/td>\n<td>#Total offences(Male + Female)<\/td>\n<td>%Offenders [%Offenders(adjusted)]<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>6<\/td>\n<td>12<\/td>\n<td>24% [40%]<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>7<\/td>\n<td>15<\/td>\n<td>30% [50%]<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If only I could be more carefree and forget about highfalutin status symbols like good grades and literacy I could spend more time watching Enlightened, Bored to Death , and all the terrible anime airing this season that I can&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/?p=2090\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,3,6,5],"tags":[113,109,21,112],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2090"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2099,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090\/revisions\/2099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smilecitrus.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}